January 2012
9 posts
“I met Ellen when I was 168 pounds and she loved me. She didn’t see that I...”
– Portia de Rossi
Don't Dress Your Cat in an Apron - By Marlo Thomas
Don’t dress your cat in an apron
Just ‘cause he’s learning to bake.
Don’t put your horse in a nightgown
Just ‘cause he can’t stay awake.
Don’t dress your snake in a muu-muu
Just ‘cause he’s off on a cruise.
Don’t dress your whale in galoshes
If she really prefers overshoes.
A person should wear what he wants to.
And not just what...
“The purity myth is the lie that women’s sexuality has some bearing on who we are...”
– Jessica Valenti, The Purity Myth
December 2011
32 posts
“You’re very organized. I like that about you.”
– Anonymous
RT @robdelaney: Just told my Secret Santa I murdered a plumber in Vermont in 1995 or is that not how it works?
Sweden, 1979
In 1979, a number of people called in sick with a case of “being homosexual,” in protest of homosexuality being classified as an illness. This was followed by an activist occupation of the main office of the National Board of Health and Welfare. Within a few months, Sweden joined the few other countries in the world at the time to de-classify homosexuality as an illness.[6]
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WatchRobyn - Indestructible (Acoustic Version)
The Invitation
by Oriah Mountain Dreamer
It doesn’t interest me what you do for a living
I want to know what you ache for
and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart’s longing.
It doesn’t interest me how old you are
I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool
for love
for your dreams
for the adventure of being alive.
It doesn’t interest me what planets are squaring your...
WatchThe original Business Cat
(Will Ferrell’s SNL audition)
November 2011
36 posts
So Long and Thanks for All the Fish
Ford Prefect explaining to Arthur Dent about why a robot said “take me to your lizards”:
“It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see…”
“You mean, it comes from a world of lizards?”
“No,” said Ford, who by this time was a little more rational and coherent than he had been, having finally had the coffee forced down him, “nothing so...
“So scared of getting older, I’m only good at being young.”
– John Mayer, Stop this Train
